Hiccup being the boy of pure awesomeness that he was, had the unique dragon that no one else had ever seen. Nightfury symbolized the boy’s differences from the other Vikings and made him simply amazing so I ask you, if you were to have a dragon what would the Dragons name be? What kind of dragon would it be? And what would it look like? For instance Hiccups dragons name was toothless, it was a Nightfury, and I was so dark that it blended in with the midnight sky. If I were to have a dragon I believe I would have to name it Tony, because that name is just the definition of awesome, it would have to be of the Lazi variety, and it would be just as Lazy as I was and help me eat my parents out of house and home and sleep all the time just as I do. Don’t be afraid to be creative!
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Harry Potter the Magnificent?
Harry Potter lives and breathes magnificence. Somehow he always manages to be modest and keep his ego to himself. If you were in the same shoes do you believe you could be just as undercover about your awesomeness as harry was? Do you think you would have a lot of friends or a few close ones like harry? Which house do you think you would fit into? I believe that I would not be a Harry I would have to be a Lockhart. Not that I would have to use memory charms to get famous but I certainly would not mind living the celeb life with all the extraordinary things I would have done. I would also like to think that I would have a few close friends but with the fame I might have to deal with a lot of people. And of course if you could not have guessed I would have wanted to be in the Gryffindor house.
Young Frankenstein Inspires once again!
This had got to be one of the best movies I have ever seen. The comedic value of this movie is simply phenomenal. I feel horrible for everyone that missed the trip to see this fine play, the play was so inspiring that I now am going to Lenoir Rhyne to seek a career in theatre, not that many of you are surprised I think that I could be a pretty great actor. After all I am a character so I think that it can’t be that hard to play a character right? I can’t wait for this all to be over challenger has had its ups and downs but I am just ready to be done with it so I can start the actual schooling that will be my future career (hopefully)
The Legend of Linken: A Dame in Distress Part III
So, waking up for yet another time Linken found himself bound and in the presence of the great and powerful Ganondinkle. Before Ganondinkle could say one word Linken found it appropriate a time as any to scream "I LOVE PIE". Thrown off by this Ganondinkle was now at a loss for words, Linken waited for a new power to be bestowed in him but nothing came, and after some time Ganondinkle said "if your quite through with being the wimpiest thing of a hero I have ever seen then I suppose I can give you my rebuttal to that statement you just made and say I HATE PIE and I don’t understand how such a small little boy could ever think he have what it takes to challenge me." and without delay Zelba now transformed into a birdbearbeast blew through the wall crushing Ganondinkle.(apparently when Ganondinkle said I hate pie it turned on some curse that Zelba had bestowed on her when she was a young and she turned into the beast that destroyed him).
Staring at this monstrosity that was before him Linken passed out for yet a third time. Zelba changed back after a few minutes and laid Linken down awaiting him to awake and take her off into the horizon, however little did she know the shock of her being a beast killed the poor lad. However, had it not been for his interest in women that drew him to the ads in the first place she might have been held captive of Ganondinkle forever. Thus concludes this tale of pure awesomeness
Staring at this monstrosity that was before him Linken passed out for yet a third time. Zelba changed back after a few minutes and laid Linken down awaiting him to awake and take her off into the horizon, however little did she know the shock of her being a beast killed the poor lad. However, had it not been for his interest in women that drew him to the ads in the first place she might have been held captive of Ganondinkle forever. Thus concludes this tale of pure awesomeness
Characters were referenced from a video game I once played as a child The Legend of Zelda
Bibliography
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
The Legend of Linken: A Dame in Distress Part II
Linken awoke and found himself bound, gagged, and over a fire. Apparently the Gyrons after losing their home on the mountain moved to the forest where they started to pick off lonely adventurers, wanderers, or inhabitants. They spoke to each other in some weird language Linken had never heard of and laughed as they turned him slowly over the intensifying flames. Before he could think of what to do there was a great flash of light as his pet fairy Naomi transformed into a dragon and gobbled the Gyrons up, freed Linken, and provided him with the information he needed to save Zelba and died.(Apparently he never found any of this odd and decided to take the information his newly found dragon fairy of a thing gave him which was "when the time comes scream these words into the heavens and a new found power shall be brought forth to vanquish the villain the holds your princess Zelba", these words being " I love Pie")
Linken with his new found knowledge made his way to the Gyron Mountains. With no equipment he found this hike to be very intense, because the mountains were a great many feet from where the Gyron encampment was located. So after a 30 minute hike down the path that was labeled "Gyron Mountains this way" Linken found himself inside of the mountain (that just so happened to be a volcano.... who knew?). Looking around Linken knew that he could not be far from where Zelba was held, there was a golden archway label "Ganondinkle's Domain" with small golden Gyron Statues with pitchforks engraved next to the small fine print label that read "Snatchin Princess and selling them back, Family business since 1922". Linken was sure this had to be it, so creeping his way into the doorway he soon found the lair to be very homely there were platters of danishes and cream pies all over the place and a couch in front of a LCD screen the size of his house. Feeling weary he decided it wouldn’t hurt to grab a snack and watch some of the ole boob tube. He would soon find out it was a trap, Ganondinkle had sensed his presence all along and the pies were drugged.
To Be Continued…..
Characters were referenced from a video game I once played as a child The Legend of Zelda
Bibliography
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda
Linken with his new found knowledge made his way to the Gyron Mountains. With no equipment he found this hike to be very intense, because the mountains were a great many feet from where the Gyron encampment was located. So after a 30 minute hike down the path that was labeled "Gyron Mountains this way" Linken found himself inside of the mountain (that just so happened to be a volcano.... who knew?). Looking around Linken knew that he could not be far from where Zelba was held, there was a golden archway label "Ganondinkle's Domain" with small golden Gyron Statues with pitchforks engraved next to the small fine print label that read "Snatchin Princess and selling them back, Family business since 1922". Linken was sure this had to be it, so creeping his way into the doorway he soon found the lair to be very homely there were platters of danishes and cream pies all over the place and a couch in front of a LCD screen the size of his house. Feeling weary he decided it wouldn’t hurt to grab a snack and watch some of the ole boob tube. He would soon find out it was a trap, Ganondinkle had sensed his presence all along and the pies were drugged.
To Be Continued…..
Characters were referenced from a video game I once played as a child The Legend of Zelda
Bibliography
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda
Monday, April 25, 2011
The Legend of Linken: A Dame in Distress Part I
There once was a lad that lived in a mystical wood in a far away place. He enjoyed the usual hobbies young males of his time should such as cooking, cleaning, and the occasional soap opera's. But there was a very unusual hobby that he cherished in his weekly routine, and this was the dames in distress adds, also known as the DIDA's.
The part of every good newspaper of the time and usually right under the obituarys the DIDA's were of no surprise to anyone. with such a chaotic world outside it was no wonder little princess's should be snatched up right under there rich little father's noses. Linken, being the boy that he was only looked at the adds for the pictures, for they were very rich in detail as what the weary wonderer, adventurer, hero, everything that Linken was not (yet) would look for in a woman (need i say more?). However this weeks edition was a special one that was titled "Dont even Dare look upon the ladies that could somewhat blind you at first sight, glance, stare or whatever other word you could possibly think of for sight adds" and looked fairly, shall we say at the least ewwwy. However Linken wasn't much for reading so it was not a surprise that he ended the day with one peeper less then he had started it with. Now half blind he could not help but to remember the image of the woman that was burned so painfully into his memory and his now non existant eye. "Zelba princess of Hyrell" he could not help but to think "the very princess that would soon rule the country in which I live in is so.... beautiful!". With the image burned into his memory he could not help but to remember this dame that would soon be the woman, or whatever it was, of his dreams.
The next morning without a doubt it was decided, Linken with nothing but his trusty wooden stick shaped like a sword, 90lb frame of pure frailness, and his pet fairy would soon depart for the most epic of quests to save Zelba. The add was very vague on where the princess was last sighted (probably because everyone that saw her was blinded) but Linken could remember it mentioning a giant mountain that had once belonged to rock type creatures call gyrons (who became extinct because they failed to pay there mortgage and were evicted shortly thereafter). So off to "Gyron mountain" was the last thought through Linken's mind before being bludgeoned and knocked out cold randomly on his front porch.
To be Continued....
Characters were referenced from a video game i once played as a child The Legend of Zelda
Bibliography
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda
The part of every good newspaper of the time and usually right under the obituarys the DIDA's were of no surprise to anyone. with such a chaotic world outside it was no wonder little princess's should be snatched up right under there rich little father's noses. Linken, being the boy that he was only looked at the adds for the pictures, for they were very rich in detail as what the weary wonderer, adventurer, hero, everything that Linken was not (yet) would look for in a woman (need i say more?). However this weeks edition was a special one that was titled "Dont even Dare look upon the ladies that could somewhat blind you at first sight, glance, stare or whatever other word you could possibly think of for sight adds" and looked fairly, shall we say at the least ewwwy. However Linken wasn't much for reading so it was not a surprise that he ended the day with one peeper less then he had started it with. Now half blind he could not help but to remember the image of the woman that was burned so painfully into his memory and his now non existant eye. "Zelba princess of Hyrell" he could not help but to think "the very princess that would soon rule the country in which I live in is so.... beautiful!". With the image burned into his memory he could not help but to remember this dame that would soon be the woman, or whatever it was, of his dreams.
The next morning without a doubt it was decided, Linken with nothing but his trusty wooden stick shaped like a sword, 90lb frame of pure frailness, and his pet fairy would soon depart for the most epic of quests to save Zelba. The add was very vague on where the princess was last sighted (probably because everyone that saw her was blinded) but Linken could remember it mentioning a giant mountain that had once belonged to rock type creatures call gyrons (who became extinct because they failed to pay there mortgage and were evicted shortly thereafter). So off to "Gyron mountain" was the last thought through Linken's mind before being bludgeoned and knocked out cold randomly on his front porch.
To be Continued....
Characters were referenced from a video game i once played as a child The Legend of Zelda
Bibliography
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda
Outline of my anti-hero
Characters name: Linken
Villain's name: Ganondinkle
Setting: Mystical woods in a far far away place
Master: Linkens Fairy
Plot: Linken looks through the paper and under the DID (Damsel in destress) adds he finds one that looks particularly interesting and plans on taking the job. He later comes to realize that he might of been better off sitting home on the couch.
What makes my character an anti hero: aside from his precious golden locks, he is partially blind, has a great many scars on his face from a forest fire he suffered when he was very young, frail barely weighing over 90 lbs, 5' 2'' with a size 6 shoe... need i say more?
Villain's name: Ganondinkle
Setting: Mystical woods in a far far away place
Master: Linkens Fairy
Plot: Linken looks through the paper and under the DID (Damsel in destress) adds he finds one that looks particularly interesting and plans on taking the job. He later comes to realize that he might of been better off sitting home on the couch.
What makes my character an anti hero: aside from his precious golden locks, he is partially blind, has a great many scars on his face from a forest fire he suffered when he was very young, frail barely weighing over 90 lbs, 5' 2'' with a size 6 shoe... need i say more?
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